Review: Up a Tree in the Park at Night with a Hedgehog by P. Robert Smith
About the Book
Who can you trust when you can’t even trust yourself?
Benton Kirby’s life hasn’t exactly gone to plan. This is hardly surprising, however, as he never really had one in the first place. Armed with a philosophy degree, a dead fiancé, a brother who drives death around London in his black cab, and a girlfriend with a history of suicidal pets, Benton – ambitionless and emotionally disengaged – embarks, for no apparent reason, on an affair with a beautiful, sexually adventurous, Korean virgin.
Following a strange snowballing of even stranger events, he finds himself, at last, exactly not where he ever imagined he would be, up a tree at night in the park with a hedgehog.
My Thoughts
Okay, I admit it. I bought the book because of the title. I mean, who could resist a title like that?
Then there was the blurb from Douglas Coupland on the cover.
It’s totally f**king brilliant.I love it.
Did I mention the cover? It’s a brilliant one. There are lots of little figures on, above and in each of the letters, and once you start reading the book, you realise that the entire story is laid out there on the first thing you see, one of my favourite covers for a long time.
And then there is that wonderfully surreal sounding synopsis.
Everything about it, screamed BUY ME! I’m a 5 star read.
Unfortunately, it never really lives up to it’s potential. There are parts of it that work, they’re moving, eccentric and incredibly funny, but then, there are even more bits which go absolutely nowhere, and do nothing for the narrative. An example would be Benton’s brother’s cab passenger, much could be done with it, and yet it only really comes in to play just the once. And even worse, it descends in to puerile and needless sexual bawdiness.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been guilty of the odd puerile comment myself
, so it wasn’t that I was offended by it, it just felt, however, like it was there simply for titillation.
I also never liked the main character enough – he does some fairly reprehensible acts – to actually really care what happened to him at the end.
But as I say – just in case it seems like I’m only pointing out what didn’t work – there is some decent writing in there as well, it’s has a irreverent prose and was enjoyable enough that I’ll be looking out from this author in the future.
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So, have you, ever bought a book, purely on the basis of it’s title? And did it live up to it?



















Darn it. I was really excited when I saw the title. I feel like there should be a rule whereby nobody who’s not going to write an excellent book should be allowed to use a really excellent title. Though, um, that would be a slightly silly rule…
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Nah, it sounds perfectly reasonable to me…
That’s too bad that you didn’t like this book more! It did look promising.
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I’ve had really bad luck with books I buy for the title. P.S. Your Cat Is Dead was disappointing. The Year of the Revolutionary New Bread-Making Machine was incredibly dull.
It’s a risky business but remains irresistible.
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I have bought a book – Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary (or Why Can’t Anyone Spell?) but I haven’t read it yet, so I don’t know if the book lives up to its title. Sorry yours didn’t.
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If I had seen that book at the store I would have picked it up based on that title – brilliant!
Hello everyone (sorry if I’ve left anyone out), I too grabbed the book just on the title and blurb. I haven’t read it yet but intend to this weekend. I’m always on the look out for new “Wizards of Odd”, so although the comments here don’t quite edify Mr Smith in the brightest light, I will give the tome a fair reading.
From the department of blatant self promotion, those of you who seek all things shiny and new in humorous far-fetched fiction could do worse than having a gander at a book titled “Three Agendas and One Slim Hope.” The author and I share the same name… wife, kids, house and lofty aspiration to one day buy Tasmania.